DIVERGENT

I am Divergent... You cannot change me and I cannot be stopped...

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Europeans:
I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans:
I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians:
i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

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a-pedophile-potato:

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

A deeply touching story

(via nuking)